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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo! (I heard this one today and thought I'd share)"

"Why do black people have white hands? There's a little good in everybody."

"What do you call a blowjob from a vampire? Blood sausage."

"What's a hippies favorite animal? An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K."

"What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe? White vans."

"What do you feel when there's no more coffee? Depresso."

"Does anyone know of any rappers who are proud of their hometowns?"

"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"When does a black person become a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room."

"A fat woman just served me at McDonalds... ... and said ""Sorry about the wait"". I replied and said ""Don't worry, you'll lose it eventually""."