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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about a band called 1020 MB? They haven't got a gig yet."

"My insurance does not cover Jesus taking the wheel. I checked."

"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"

"My initial goal is to get really, really fat and be a contestant on The Biggest Loser."

"Did you hear about the new emo website? www.emo.com/wrists"

"How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just stand around complimenting it, and then get pissed when another guy screws it."

"What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? ""Attention Basingers"" hahaha"

"For all of those that think alcohol is a problem... according to Chemistry: Alcohol is a solution. Thanks science!"

"We don't have wifi in Tennessee. I just pray my tweets into my phone and let Him (#Christ) do the rest."

"Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead."