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Joke of the Day

"For all of those that think alcohol is a problem... according to Chemistry: Alcohol is a solution. Thanks science!"

"If the guy behind me stands any closer I'm going to go in for a hug."

"What's red and invisible at the same time? No tomatoes."

"#rubbishjokes Watched all Star Wars movies back to back with my friend. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."

"LPT: Never take advice from people on Reddit. Not even this."

"Why did the dolphin kill himself? A lack of porpoise."

"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""

"Why did the man bring his jar of jam to the abortion clinic? He had trouble unscrewing it."

"Two muffins are in an oven. The first says ""It sure is hot in here""... and the baker says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""

"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo! (I heard this one today and thought I'd share)"