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Joke of the Day
"My insurance does not cover Jesus taking the wheel. I checked."
Next Joke
"My wife used to be a nun... But I got her out of the habit."
"Life is like a penis Its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long"
"I probably should've said, ""Congrats on your 4th child!"" instead of ""Halfway there, OctoMom""."
"How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German? Kinder Surprise"
"A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says ""dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!"" The father bull says ""Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."""
"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"
"What's a pig's favourite casino game? Porker."
"Who came after Augustus? Septembrus"
"Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral? An Irish funeral has one less drunk."