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Joke of the Day

"What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? ""Attention Basingers"" hahaha"

"Han Solo had a much cooler older brother called Drum"

"Knock Knock. Who's there? *long pause* ding-dong ditch."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob"

"What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !"

"What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator."

"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."

"Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs? They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)"

"I nearly got fired from my job as a roofer on the first day when I was caught masturbating. But my boss said I could wipe the slate clean."

"What is the worst part about being a black jew? Having to sit in the back of the oven."