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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about ebola? Never mind, you won't get it."

"I've tried dating websites. But no priest will a marry man and HTML."

"What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

"My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed."

"You know how bullies stick a kid's head in the toilet & flush? We need to give Bieber credit for turning that into a look."

"Had some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of Champignons."

"I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing."

"[begin metajoke] What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender? No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. [end metajoke]"

"Sometimes when I get a compliment I stop, moonwalk out of the room and yell ""Thank You ""just to leave them hanging."

"My wife sent me out to buy something that would make her look sexy. So I went to the store, and came home with a case of beer."