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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

"i was dating a hot air balloonist at least she let me down gently"

"What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common? The government will watch you for the next 15+ years"

"Don't mind me, just practicing how to make tables on reddit :---------|:---------|:--------- |Winner|loser|description"

"Yoda says words out of order because his college English class was at 7 am. He never went once - ""very early, it is"" he would say"

"Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life"

"""Sugar"" is the only word in the English language where ""su-"" makes a ""sh"" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure..."

"I got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up today... I'm alright though, it was a soft drink."

"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""

"Why did the cook go to jail? He was caught beating the egg"