57697

Joke of the Day

"I've tried dating websites. But no priest will a marry man and HTML."

"What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine."

"What is the best Vitamin for friendship? B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency."

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean Credit; Dad"

"God could've saved us a lot of time by just giving us one commandment. Thou shalt not enjoy thyself."

"You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub? When people repeat the title in the description."

"Just heard this one at the pub: What do you call a monkey with a suicide vest? Ba***boom!*** ^(Don't worry, I kicked him out the door.)"

"""4 Clones of Dolly the Sheep are alive and well"" You do realize that this is like Twin Porn x 2 to us Scots, right?"

"This joke is best told with a german accent Why did my grandfather cross the road? -to occupy France"

"My wife thinks it's sexy when she bites her lip. But I haven't had the heart to tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip."