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Joke of the Day
"Had some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of Champignons."
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"Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears."
"My favorite pick-up line: Hey girl, my name is Tony. You know what that is backwards? Y not."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? You may have to give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
"What sound does a horny toad make? .....rub it rub it."
"Had a discussion with my boss about how lanyards can strangle.... conversation took a turn.... I am either fired or getting a HUGE raise x2"
"What do I say when my favorite spice knocks on the door? Cumin!"
"How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?"
"A guy comes into a bar. No wait.. it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse..."
"My son went over to a friend's house & his Mom asked when we wanted him home. From her expression I think she was expecting a time, not day."