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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when I get a compliment I stop, moonwalk out of the room and yell ""Thank You ""just to leave them hanging."

"Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive."

"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"

"English If you ever have trouble remembering the difference between ""lead"" and ""lead"", just remember that ""lead"" sounds like ""read"" and ""lead"" sounds like ""read""."

"[robbing Whole Foods] ""All the cash in a bag NOW!"" 100% organic reusable bag ok? ""Yes!"" [puts half the cash] I had to charge for the bag"

"My girlfriend wants a chest freezer for Christmas... I said ""Why? It's cold as tits outside already!"""

"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."

"What starts with r and ends with d? [removed]"

"I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped."

"Lindt have done well this Christmas They've made a killing"