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Joke of the Day

"What is the Difference? Joke: What is the difference between a snowlady and a snowman? Snowballs. Good joke Eh?"

"My girlfriend told me I look ""uncool"" with a bike helmet on... Well you know I'd rather look uncool than fall and split my head open during sex."

"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"

"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"

"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."

"Do you know why russians always rush B? Because they already Russia."

"What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"Simple Math Problem How does one become a .666 Humorist? http://i.imgur.com/DVvbS15.png"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? His Fresh Prints"

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"