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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"

"I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn't reach the cookies in the cupboard."

"What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ? Back up a few inches"

"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."

"What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other? Wanna go phishing?"

"Why do Irishmen drink all the time? You would too if you were a ginger"

"Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly."

"If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights"

"Does anyone have experience flipping tables? Im sure i do."

"Why did the cheese go to the museum? To get cultured"