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Joke of the Day

"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."

"Who's the King's best mathematician? Sir Cumference"

"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"

"One time I described myself as ""laid back"" and a dictionary became sentient and told me to learn what words mean"

"Did you know we only use 10% of our brains? ""Actually that's a myth-"" This part is useless *stabs fork in head* See? Now florble arble guh"

"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"

"Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from a really high distance. Dating as an atheist is hard."

"""It's MY way, or that other way!"" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway"

"I was on the beach with my daughter. After a while, she turned to me and said, ""Dad, you look like a lobster."" ""Oh no,"" I replied, ""Am I burning?"" She said, ""No. Just very ugly."""

"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"