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Joke of the Day
"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."
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"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."
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"What did one white cop say to another white cop? Another black man bites the dust."
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"A man told me that he wasn't constipated I think he's full of shit."
"Redneck joke If'n you and your wife get divorced, and still agree to be cousins, you might be a redneck."
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