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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? His Fresh Prints"
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"There is no more cake. This is my suicide note."
"Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."
"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names"
"How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better."
"What do you call a C-average student from Texas? Mr. President"
"Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'"
"We were gonna give you money but thought you might prefer the limited buying power of a gift card. Don't spend it all in one place! lol jk"
"What's the worst thing a girl can hear when she's giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson..."""
"What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks? Incense sticks make scents."