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Joke of the Day
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"
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"Wlkom I happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"Why was the comedian with bad-ended jokes unpopular? Because everytime he told a joke people fainted in the end."
"Hey Sherlock, what type of stone is this? Sedimentary, my dear Watson"
"Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA."
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"I've had enough of this shit. I thought to myself as i sat on the toilet for 3 hours."
"My biggest fear is dying alone. Not really stoked to die with people either. You know, dying in general doesn't exactly sound like pancakes."