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Joke of the Day

"What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"What do you call an Asian gold digger? Cha Ching"

"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."

"Photon A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies ""No, I'm travelling light."""

"So I heard the guy who invented anagrams died today... May he erect a penis."

"Is there a difference between men and women? Yes, there is a vas deferens."

"I told her she has a nice ass. As a lady, she looked at me like my mom didn't raise me right. But we all know she'll smile about it in the ladies room."

"Louis FarraKhan and Jeffery Dalmer walk into a bar... ehhhh I got nothin.. just thought that would be a hilarious start to a joke."

"*Goes fishing *Catches Spongebob *Hangs him on my wall as a trophy *Too lazy to buy a sponge *Uses Spongebob to clean toilet"

"What do you call a dead bee? A was."