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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why russians always rush B? Because they already Russia."
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"Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz"
"Bill Clinton is so exited about the possibility of being in the White house again, He too has started wearing a hat on the campaign trail. It says : Make America fellate again."
"What is the difference between a boat and a woman? The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut."
"243 [Slightly NSFW] You asked for it :D Edit: Holy hell this one actually got some attention."
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."
"He told me he wants my heart ""Sharon I'm pretty sure he's a serial killer"" No way! *later on with guy* Wow you're really into bondage huh?"
"Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics? because they never drink alone."
"What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into? Difficult"
"Today I learned that johann Sebastian Bach was a big time gambler... It got so bad that he went baroque. Sorry..."