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Joke of the Day
"A psychic midget broke out of prison... He was a small medium at large."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people"
"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."
"He's going to change just for you? Wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid"
"Met the daughter's new boy friend. Grabbed his crotch and whispered 'looking forward to tonight's three way'... And that is that."
"Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide."
"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"
"Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shells"
"When pearl jam comes on and you're like... It doesn't get Eddie Vedder than this"
"Mother in law found me... On the twitter This will be converted into a pineapple upside down cake blog for the next 72 hours. I'm so sorry"