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Joke of the Day
"At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter"
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"A ninja is like a fart They are both silent, but deadly."
"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"
"An Irishman walks into a bar .... An Irishman walks into a bar full of Englishmen. Looks around, and then says: ""Right, this looks like a fair fight."""
"What did the boy gun say to the girl gun? Wanna bang?"
"I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face."
"If you want to hunt birds at night, you should bring a Texan along. They always seem to remember the owl-ammo."
"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse I'm thinking about letting her in."
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I've turned myself around"
"Communist alternative of ""grab 'em by the pussy"" would be... ...""seize the means of reproduction."""