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Joke of the Day

"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."

"A guy walks into a grocery store... And buys groceries."

"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one."

"Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one"

"It's not that I don't want kids, it's just that I don't want a minivan."

"Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams."

"My wife has been really cold to me lately. Ever since she passed away."

"I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened? Pet store fired me"

"What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !"

"How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us."