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Joke of the Day
"He's going to change just for you? Wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid"
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"What is black and white and red all over? A suicide note. Edit: I already feel horrible Edit 2: I left out a semicolon"
"Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB"
"What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian? Dam... I got to get in shape!"
"""Toothpaste? You made that word up!"" - Steve Bushemi"
"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"
"I had a job at a lumber yard, but I soon got board."
"How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke."
"I saw a fat lady accidentally sit on a phone today I guess you could call that a booty call..."
"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""