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Joke of the Day

"Mother in law found me... On the twitter This will be converted into a pineapple upside down cake blog for the next 72 hours. I'm so sorry"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Asian businessmen don't pay thousands of dollars to have a lentil on their face"

"FREE IDEA: a tanning salon called ""Turn Brown For What."""

"Mexican Education NSFW Why don't they teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Mexico? Too tough on the donkeys."

"Don't have phone sex Because you'll get hearing aids"

"I don't get the term ""Pansexual"" I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!"

"Come to the dark side.... we don't pay our electric bill."

"60 Second Lover I think my girlfriend has fucked sixty one people before me. She calls me her sixty second lover ...."

"Why don't women blink during sex? They don't have time!"

"In a village full of hipsters no one ever lied. Because hips don't lie."