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Joke of the Day

"What do the morbidly obese and podophiliacs have in common? [NSFW] They can only get off with their feet."

"What do you call a cat with an eating disorder? A cat."

"So I was at a party, All the refreshments are lined up on a table; We're still waiting on the *punchline*."

"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"

"Everyone buries their problems in different ways. I bury them alive because killing people is wrong."

"A scientist Couldn't understand ""What is Marriage"" So he married, after it Now he couldn't Understand what is science ."

"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"

"Everyone take nude selfies now ""Keep your phone in your pocket next to your genitals and they're bound to get together and have a couple of drinks"" -Stephen Colbert"

"My father always told me it isn't real money if you don't make it yourself..... of course that was before he got arrested for counterfeiting."

"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."