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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna say a joke about the disabled, but... it was lame."
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"I'm in a complex relationship My girlfriend is imaginary."
"Adulthood is the moment you switch from taking the occasional drug to trip out, to taking the occasional drug to feel normal."
"A Roman receives a text message.... A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. ""Why does it end with twenty?"" he thinks to himself."
"LOL""Twitter is better with friends. We found some people you might know"". Block Block Block Block"
"What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch"
"What goes well with country music? Suicide."
"I think I'm an extrovert stuck in an introverts body. She was too polite to say no."
"I have something to say to anyone who has more than one Bachelor Degree That's a bunch of B.S."
"Me: C'mon. Dog: No. Me: Let's go. Dog: No. Me: Please? Dog: YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!? Me: It's just rain. Dog: I already pooped in your shoe."