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Joke of the Day
"What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween? Benedict Pumpkinpatch"
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"A large robot animal attacked The Home Depot on Friday. Shoppers were frightened at the sight of the Stihl Behr."
"Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'"
"How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face."
"Tomorrow is Saturday... ...that means i only have to worry about work, i don't have to actually be there."
"Police have arrested a cat for robbery Guess they've identified the purrpetrator"
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."
"No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date"
"How can you tell when a girl is vegan? She'll tell you"
"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."