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Joke of the Day

"A Roman receives a text message.... A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. ""Why does it end with twenty?"" he thinks to himself."

"Getting colagen injections in my lips next week 'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be Jolie."

"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"

"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget....."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flys like a banana."

"Did you hear about the one asian guy who failed calculus? He was the odd Nguyen out."

"More than ever, now is the perfect time to cast Patrick Swayze in the sequel Ghost 2."

"5 dicks So I was at a bar and couldn't help but notice the guy next to me was pissing with 5 dicks. I was like ""Krakens! How do those even fit in your pants?"" He replied ""They fit like a glove."""

"*puts baby marshmallows on a porcupine* There you go little guy. Now you're bouncy."

"I don't like holocaust jokes ...because my grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off a guard tower."