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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm an extrovert stuck in an introverts body. She was too polite to say no."
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"Boy the things I did to that tirimisu were obscene! It was sort of embarrassing when they asked me to go back to my own table though."
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"To the 11 year old girl on FB with the relationship status ""it's complicated"" How can it be complicated? Did he take your animal crackers?"