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Joke of the Day
"What goes well with country music? Suicide."
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"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Germany."
"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."
"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"
"German men like their women like they like their beer Full."
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."
"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."
"When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !"
"You heard about /r/politics? Or as I like to call it, ""Baby's first election."""