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Joke of the Day
"I have something to say to anyone who has more than one Bachelor Degree That's a bunch of B.S."
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"My wife and I were happy for 20 years Then we met."
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"I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything I imagined it to be."
"Invisible Russian army. -Do you see Bandera supporters in Crimea? - No. -Yet, they are there. - Do you see Russian army in Crimea? -Yes. -Yet, they are not there."
"I just found a jar in the fridge, with expiry date 21/12/2012. I looked at it twice, and indeed, it was mayannaise!"
"I hate how sometimes I let my guard down and then all my inmates get away."
"Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE? Neighbour: Get out of my house! Me: You're not even guessing."
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs."