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Joke of the Day

"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever."

"I've got an old condom joke I wanted to share on Reddit with you guys... ...but it's already been used once."

"The consequences of electing Trump... There will be heil toupee"

"I just saw three dudes wearing denim shirts with denim jeans. Who's responsible for this shit? Canada? Was it you, Canada?"

"It's great to get laid, It's awesome to get off, but damn it sucks to get laid off."

"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids And I Shrunk Some Water Skis And Now This Little Squirrel Is Skiing In Our Pool And Its Rad You Gotta See This Babe"

"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"

"There are 3 types of pain... 1.) Pain. 2.) Excruciating Pain. 3.) STEPPING ON A LEGO!"

"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"