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Joke of the Day
"The consequences of electing Trump... There will be heil toupee"
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"I understand feminism My wife gets to decide what she cooks for me!"
"Me: ""I can't find your phone."" Her: ""Call it."" Me: ""Here, phone!"" Her: ""I hate you."""
"Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear. Is it too late now to say ""sari""?"
"I hated my job at medieval times because I always got stuck working on the knight shift"
"Why does anal porn never have a good plot? Too many loose ends."
"A buddhist walks up to a hotdog vender... ...says make me one with everything."
"What rhymes with orange? no, it doesnt."
"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."
"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?"