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Joke of the Day

"I've got an old condom joke I wanted to share on Reddit with you guys... ...but it's already been used once."

"Has anyone seen the movie ""Constipation""? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet. It's probably shit anyway."

"Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups."

"Did you hear a macaroni penguin is running against Trump? He's leading in the poles."

"Great Scot, Marty! You know what you'd get if I locked myself in a room with the old-me from 1955 and convinced my other self never to build a time machine? A paradox, Marty!"

"How do you know Google is a male? Because it knows everything."

"When you talk about IP addresses of an iPad Do you call it iPaddress?"

"Did you hear about the scottish drag queen? He wore pants."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running for president... Well, look on the bright side, Dick Cheney is not president."

"I once knew a guy in high school who got caught masturbating in the shower. It really ruined our class trip to Auchwitz for us."