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Joke of the Day

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids And I Shrunk Some Water Skis And Now This Little Squirrel Is Skiing In Our Pool And Its Rad You Gotta See This Babe"

"Me: Excuse me, where's the rowing boat equipment? Employee: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. Me: ... Employee: ... Me: Or you'll what?"

"2 queers walk past the city morgue.. 1st turns to the 2nd and asks "" wanna stop in and suck down a cold one"""

"Every time I lay down in bed I think 'why didn't I do this sooner?'"

"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"

"The man who invented the iPhone battery has died. His funeral will take plac"

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50 His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?"""

"Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies."

"A donkey falls into a bowl of sugar... Now, that's a sweet ass."

"Poop in the sink Shit will solve itself."