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Joke of the Day
"It's great to get laid, It's awesome to get off, but damn it sucks to get laid off."
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"The England Football team..... visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6."
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I cant jelly my dick up your ass"
"What do radical feminists say when they are about to explode? **RAPE!!!**"
"Are you from Memphis? Cause you look like your parents were related."
"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."
"""If I act like I'm asleep he'll leave, If I act like I'm asleep he'll leave, if I act like I'm asleep he'll leave"" - Me getting pulled over"
"sometimes i sleep naked just in case leonardo dicaprio breaks in and wants to charcoal sketch me"
"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."
"Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match? Because they rain supreme."