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Joke of the Day

"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"

"What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line? Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"

"Kids are like smoking cigarettes. I love them for about 5 minutes a day, until I realize that they are slowly killing me. Jim Jefferies"

"I told my blond friend, that they have higher risk of cancer. The next day she colored her hair black. courtesy: Choke by Chuck palahniuk"

"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."

"Do you have hair around your nipples? Is it particularly in the hair-eola? ... I came up with this the other night while half asleep. Be gentle."

"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."