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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!"
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"...Maybe it should be called 'Dancing Without The Stars.'"
"Rudolph's red nose is actually the result of a parasitic infection in his respiratory system. Stay woke."
"Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour has done the least amount of brave or cool shit."
"What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? Dill dough"
"How awesome would it be to come home & find Bruce Springsteen sitting on your toilet?"
"I named my eraser Confidence... Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make."
"A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended"
"The doctors found a malignant tumor at my checkup the other day... It's really starting to grow on me"
"Shoutout to the dozens of people still trying to make Google+ a thing!"