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Joke of the Day
"Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets? Felons can't buy guns"
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"So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound... Apparently it's called the ""Large Hardon Collider""."
"i woke up my girlfriend with oral sex... ....she almost choked and is now mad :("
"For a week I've been telling my kid ""If your cough isn't better tomorrow, you're going to the doctor!"" and it finally worked. (She died.)"
"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."
"Tonight I made some synonym rolls Just like Grammar used to make"
"The coolest Superhero would be The Inaudible Woman."
"What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still."
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"*crawls towards him gets between his legs and asks* What do you want? Him-Whatever you want. Me-*gets a bowl of ice cream and turns on tv*"