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Joke of the Day

"Rudolph's red nose is actually the result of a parasitic infection in his respiratory system. Stay woke."

"What do you do to dead chemists? You barium."

"What is ISIS's favorite mathematical operation? Square Root. Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized."

"What do you call a Jew with a pH lower than 7? ....hasidic I'll let myself out now. I know that was matzo good..."

"I'm an Easter egg in the streets and a deviled egg in the sheets."

"I was confused when my wife asked me what I spent $108 on at the liquor store. I answered ""liquor?"" All is not a trick question. Apparently"

"Fine wine I like my women like I like my wine, 9 years old and in my basement"

"I told my wife I didn't want to watch Kevin Heart's Seriously Funny because he is a sellout ""Not compared to Kevin Durant!"" She laughed. True story."

"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said ""concentrate"" on it!"

"Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text."