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Joke of the Day

"A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended"

"Just saw the coolest magic trick! Ticketmaster turned a $15 concert ticket into $38.95"

"How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."

"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."

"What do womens' breasts & toy trains have in common? There're intended for children, but it's the fathers that wind up playing with them."

"What do you call a redditor that doesn't use the search button in /r/jokes? A bastard. [Source](http://i.imgur.com/p16XxgE.jpg)"

"I signed up on Match.com... They set me up with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion... ...on the bright side it was my 1st 3-way."

"Girl just asked me to talk dirty so I described the space behind my fridge."

"If one day I woke up gay... Id go back to sleep"