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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? Dill dough"
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"When I was young I was so poor I had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat"
"cremation vs burial During a tunisian funeral , a buddhist tourist asked a man . -why don't you burn the body ? - we just buried the body because God will burn him down"
"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at tweets all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."
"Ovulation jokes aren't funny. Period."
"What, according to Freud, comes between fear and sex? ...funf."
"Anybody heard the joke about the wall? ...Can't tell you anyway because you wouldn't get over it."
"My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh"
"I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why."
"My mom always has these great sayings for life, like ""Don't count your chickens before they hatch"" and ""Everybody hates you."""