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Joke of the Day
"How awesome would it be to come home & find Bruce Springsteen sitting on your toilet?"
Next Joke
"Michael Sam has stepped away from football. He will now pursue his sacks elsewhere."
"Is your ass okay? It has a crack in it."
"I don't know what Hitler's favourite drink was. But he sure as hell didn't like juice."
"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."
"""It's so hot outside..."" ""...that I poured McDonald's hot coffee on my lap just to cool off."""
"My neighbor stopped by to tell me my dogs had been chasing people on bicycles Bull shit, my dogs don't even have bicycles!"
"What do you call an Asian-Indian man, who is standing on one leg? Balan Singh"
"Doctor says, ""I've got good news and bad news..."" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's. The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!"
"I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' He said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Yep, that's my brand.'"