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Joke of the Day

"I named my eraser Confidence... Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make."

"High school plays are a lot like airplanes. People only want to hear about them if they crash and burn."

"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad."

"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"

"""there's no such thing as a stupid opinion"" said the world's first feminist"

"If a small quiz is a quizicle then a small test is a testicle My science teacher told us this."

"I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16 Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once"

"Money can't buy you happiness. But I'd rather be unhappy in a Bentley."

"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"Christmas vacation is like my dick... ...not long enough."