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Joke of the Day

"I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines."

"Why did the horny furry get arrested? Because he was a sexual predator."

"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."

"TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking ""Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"" I replied ""No, only guns."""

"How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"

"I remove my license plates before using the McDonald's drive-thru in case I need to throw my drink in the cashier's face."

"Anyone that says I'm a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months"

"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"

"What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall"