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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars!"
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"Had to remove the seconds hand from my watch.. was really starting to tick me off"
"My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft... I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"""It doesn't make any sense... but does it make a dollar?"", says the marketing manager."
"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""
"I was nervous about meeting new people on a cruise... ... until I realised, we are all in the same boat."
"What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools? I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools."
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"""Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."" The priest replied, ""I know. I saw your tweet!"""
"What's white and ten inches long? Nothing."