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Joke of the Day
"What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie Total recall"
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"EXCITED INVENTOR: this is the best thimg since sliced bread!!!!! SLICED BREAD: [anxiously smokig in the corner] i wish i was never invented"
"(NSFW) Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."
"A large account followed me to thank me for a trophy through DM, then immediately unfollowed me. It must be exhausting to be Twitter elite."
"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."
"Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies."
"One day On Reddit I would love to see ""I'm a schizophrenic... Ask us anything!"""
"Jimmy Savile was a terrible ventriloquist. He stuck his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything."
"Life After Death Hey grandma, do you think that life after death will be beautiful? Grandma: Well that depends, who died?"
"Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section"