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Joke of the Day
"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"
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"Have you ever been to a Native American orgy? It's fucking intense man!"
"What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile."
"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback."
"Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone... and I am still asian."
"Some days, Mos Def only feels Mos Prob."
"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"
"Two atoms were hanging out... ...and one says to the other, ""Oh no! I think I've lost an electron!"" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first says, ""Yes, I'm positive!"""
"What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago."
"Third party US presidential candidate Gary Johnson just delivered a crushing blow to the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton campaigns By keeping his mouth shut."