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Joke of the Day
"Why are so many African Americans moving to Detroit? Because they hear there are no jobs there."
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"I gave my keys to the Taco Bell valet when I showed up and now he's nowhere to be seen."
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"I'm staying at a hotel w/ a 'hotel dog' that guests can walk & pet. Which is 1. adorable and 2. proof that the gov't can access my dreams."
"I told my mate that I couldn't make his wedding as I'm going to a brothel. ""You fucking arsehole"" he said. ""Depends how much money I have""."
"What does a vegetable use to change a flat? Asparagus..."
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"What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs"
"Most people don't realize the Hunchback of Notre Dame's back problems were a result of his grueling database entry job."
"Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because Mrs. Claus told him he'd never get in the back door."