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"What does a vegetable use to change a flat? Asparagus..."
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"What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common? They both lost Jack."
"D'ya hear about the guy that drowned in a bowl of muesli? A currant pulled him under."
"Knock Knock... *Who's there?* nine-eleven... *nine-eleven who?* **You said you'd never forget!** edit: i accidentally wrote it incorrectly; my sincerest apologies."
"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... A reposter"
"How many ways are there to please a guy? Three way."
"What happens when a nun becomes pregnant? They fire a Canon."
"Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!"
"TIFU by eating someone else's subway sandwich. Oops, wrong sub."
"What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit? ""WITNESS ME!"""