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Joke of the Day
"I gave my keys to the Taco Bell valet when I showed up and now he's nowhere to be seen."
Next Joke
"When you get pulled over by a cop... A cop pulled me over and said ""Papers..."" So I said ""Scissors!"" and drove off ; )"
"""Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?"" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight."
"What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist bastard"
"You're a vegetarian who eats fish? I guess that makes sense since bears are basically vegetarians."
"I wish I were Mary from the Bible She gives birth to a child and her parents still believe she's a virgin"
"Two women are sitting in a cafe discussing work.. One says to the other ""How do you like your job testing push-up bras?"" The other woman replies, ""It has its perks."""
"Healthy human blood must be a low-carb meal... Because it's the most-keto diet."
"Knock-knock. (""Who's there?"") Control freak. Now say ""Control freak who?"""
"What is an algorithm When the presidential candidate goes to a DiscoTech"