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Joke of the Day

"My mom is the most hip and tech savvy person I know! She needs every possible search toolbar conceivable so the internet can keep up with her!"

"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"

"Overheard my girlfriend discussing her heavy flow. That bitch never told me she could rap."

"What do you call a pizza who's a DJ? DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm."

"What do you call a computer smoking weed ? High tech."

"What would the gay guy's version of 50 shades of grey be? 50 shades of heeeeey."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"Why do the Japs like Sony? Because they made the Playstasian"

"Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair."

"Restaurant A friend said she heard there's a wonderful restaurant on the moon, but nobody goes there because there's no atmosphere..."